Because Denver isn't Gay Enough

BECAUSE BEING GAY IS THE BEST
WHEN YOU BUY A PACK OF ENEMAS

WHEN YOU BUY A PACK OF ENEMAS

WHEN YOUR COWORKERS TRY TO SET YOU UP WITH A FEMALE COWORKER.

WHEN YOUR COWORKERS TRY TO SET YOU UP WITH A FEMALE COWORKER.

WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE CRYPT FOR THE FIRST TIME

WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE CRYPT FOR THE FIRST TIME

WHEN A NEW GUY IN TOWN ASKS YOU OUT BEFORE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS

WHEN A NEW GUY IN TOWN ASKS YOU OUT BEFORE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS

DENVER’S WEATHER FORECASTS RIGHT BEFORE IT TURNS 75 DEGREES AND SUNNY.

DENVER’S WEATHER FORECASTS RIGHT BEFORE IT TURNS 75 DEGREES AND SUNNY.

WHEN THE UGLY STRIPPER AT BOYSTOWN WALKS BY YOU AND DOESN’T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

WHEN THE UGLY STRIPPER AT BOYSTOWN WALKS BY YOU AND DOESN’T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

WHEN YOU DOWNLOADED SCRUFF

WHEN YOU DOWNLOADED SCRUFF

WHEN A GIRL FARTS AT A GAY BAR

WHEN A GIRL FARTS AT A GAY BAR

WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’VE GAINED FIVE POUNDS THIS WINTER.

WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’VE GAINED FIVE POUNDS THIS WINTER.

WHEN YOU GET ASKED TO SKIP THE LINE AT THE CLUB

WHEN YOU GET ASKED TO SKIP THE LINE AT THE CLUB

WHEN YOUR FRIEND COMES TO SUNDAY BRUNCH IN THE SAME CLOTHES THEY HAD ON LAST NIGHT

WHEN YOUR FRIEND COMES TO SUNDAY BRUNCH IN THE SAME CLOTHES THEY HAD ON LAST NIGHT

WHEN YOU TALK TO A CUTE GUY ON SCRUFF

WHEN YOU TALK TO A CUTE GUY ON SCRUFF

WHEN POPPERS KICK IN

WHEN POPPERS KICK IN

WHEN IT’S 2AM AND YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GET LAID

WHEN IT’S 2AM AND YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GET LAID

WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE THAT JUST MOVED TO DENVER

WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE THAT JUST MOVED TO DENVER