WHEN A GIRL FARTS AT A GAY BAR
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’VE GAINED FIVE POUNDS THIS WINTER.
WHEN YOU GET ASKED TO SKIP THE LINE AT THE CLUB
WHEN YOUR FRIEND COMES TO SUNDAY BRUNCH IN THE SAME CLOTHES THEY HAD ON LAST NIGHT
WHEN YOU TALK TO A CUTE GUY ON SCRUFF
WHEN POPPERS KICK IN
WHEN IT’S 2AM AND YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GET LAID
WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE THAT JUST MOVED TO DENVER
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR BY YOURSELF
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SHOP AT COLORADO MILLS
YOUR PICKUP LINES DEGRADE DURING THE YARDSALE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT
WHEN YOU ASK TO VIDEO CHAT TO MAKE SURE HE LOOKS LIKE HIS PICTURES
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR BEST FRIEND EXPLAIN WHY HE MADE OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
WHEN YOU CAN GET A DUI FOR RIDING A BIKE DRUNK IN COLORADO
WHEN YOU GET BUSTED LOOKING AROUND IN THE LOCKER ROOM
